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PostSubject: Rhetorical Questions   Sat May 31, 2008 2:06 pm

If life is so fair, why do roses have thorns?
-Emos of america

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box? If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

What's another word for thesaurus?

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

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PostSubject: Re: Rhetorical Questions   Sat May 31, 2008 9:36 pm

lmao those are the funniest things ever!

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PostSubject: Re: Rhetorical Questions   Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:20 pm

lol yeah man i freakin cracked up laughin

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PostSubject: Re: Rhetorical Questions   Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:29 pm

#1 is true lol

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PostSubject: Re: Rhetorical Questions   Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:21 pm

Emos are so funny. they think life sucks. but they never found video games =0

jk u gotta b a nerd/geek to like video games

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PostSubject: Re: Rhetorical Questions   Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:26 pm

u gotta b a nerd/geek to like video games
well i am not a geek or a nerd lolol i do not like geek or a nerd in life but it is ok on the pic u do not see them lolol
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PostSubject: Re: Rhetorical Questions   Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:17 pm

# If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

# If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

# Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

# If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

# When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

# Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

# Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
(see Cheese)

# Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist?

# Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

# Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

# Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

# "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

# If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

# If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP?

# Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

# What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

# I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me..... they're cramming for their final exam.

# If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

# How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?

# Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

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